Diltz

Another Meaning for the word dick.

That guy has a huge Diltz bro.

by Purple Chipz December 17, 2008

dillflab

A fart that comes from a dickhole

What the hell is that smell? I think someone layed a dillflab!

by John Haancock December 21, 2009

dilf

dad i like to fuck

your dad is one hot dilf

by mizani24 July 15, 2010

DILF

'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.

*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"

by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

[Dilfert]

A hardcore or extreme nerd

Hey ruben i saw a Dilfert to your left

by dilbert von queefington December 26, 2008

diltasia

Most beautiful but also caring person . Often others happiness before own . Known to have a bright personality and seems to always have a smile . The world needs more of them

Diltasia

by James ward October 8, 2013