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Golden Dildo

the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010
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Dildopotamus

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.
I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.
by John Wesley February 13, 2008
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dumb dildo bitch

1.)-One who is completely and utterly stupid. One who does not possess the intuitiveness to solve the most simple of tasks, much less have the want or will to acquire it. Lacking even the most basic mental skill, subject takes on the appearance of a large dildo in the face of the most menial of problems, shaking and expressionless.
2.)-See also Rosie O'Donnell.
"Can you believe how stupid that guy is? What a dumb dildo bitch!"
by Billy's kid August 3, 2007
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Dildo Leg

When your mad high and your leg starts to shake uncontrollably like a dildo
look at him... in the corner shaking with the dildo leg
by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010
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dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.
That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.
by Jobi February 1, 2005
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chronic dildo

A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.
Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
by jethrojones August 13, 2012
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DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
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