DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Dildo-BoJack

A volunteer fireman

Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.

by Captain Asshole P1 February 12, 2020

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

Green Dildo

On a candlestick chart a large upward trending candle.

Bro, Bitcoin printed a huge green dildo on the hourly chart!

by Jaboney March 30, 2021

dildophobia

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.

Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.

by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008

Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.

Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!

by Get Famous September 30, 2009

Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".

Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...

by Blumpkinpants122 December 30, 2010