Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

Diddle-Daddle

Wasting time, or trying to delay something.

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.

by Commander fox. October 15, 2020

Diddle-fingers

One who puts his/her fingers into the rectum of another and proceeds to wiggle his/her fingers.

That large man, after sticking his fingers in the little man's ass, became a diddle-fingers.

by ueijfasdklfujiovakj;d November 7, 2010

Mang'diddle

A fun and playful driving game. Mang'diddle is similar to the game of "Padiddle", or "Pediddle". People of the mang, or male, persuasion drive around looking for cars with burnt-out headlights. When a burnt-out headlight is found, the first person to yell "MANG'DIDDLE!" gets to tell each member in the vehicle which article of clothing they must remove. Sometimes rules are altered and all articles of clothing are eventually removed. Regularly played in miniature vans.

Some r

N: "MANG'DIDDLE!"

T: "Oh alright, if you say so. Oopsies, I accidentally took of all my clothes."

N: "It's okay."

T: "I love you mang."

by Ryan Burnley October 26, 2006

Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

diddle kid

A character made by Aron and Danny from the game grumps
Fiddle meaning fingering

Hey dan remember diddle kid ?
Yes. He violated me

by Diddle kid May 22, 2018