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dickslap

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"
by SharperRock June 2, 2017
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Dicklapsed

When you dropped a dude because he wasn’t good enough for you then not too long later you’re back on his dick cause you’re slightly weak. It’s ok hunny you’ll get through it
Bella was doing so good dropping her toxic man until she dicklapsed, poor girl.
by Urban Ninja Bro September 6, 2018
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dicklafire

when you jack off to hard and your dick is on fire
dude, my dick is on dicklafire yesterday
by im not gay I'm a sTRAIGHT hotd February 5, 2019
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Dickblast

When you put your dick where the shells go in a shotgun and pull the trigger.This makes your dick stretch.
Did the dickblast,I'm finally 9 inches.
by grease_of_sandwich November 25, 2019
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Dickolas

A dickolas is an ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT you never want to be friends with a dickolas. Dickolas’s will lie to you for straight months on end and then will eventually tell you after you get really mad at them and you will have nothing to do or say except start distancing yourself from him and the girl he sorta stole from you
Ough benny stop being a dickolas
by Parker Peeper March 11, 2022
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Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022
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dickular

Guy 1: whats that
Guy 2: my dickular on your nose
by Paul Goldberg October 7, 2006
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