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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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doonside

Is a small suburb between Mount Druitt and Blacktown. Locals call it '2767' or 'doony'. This place includes Featherdale Wildlife Park, Nurragingy Reserve, IGA, Doonside station, mean as Kebab shop on Hill End Rd, local schools e.g. Doonside Tech also a private SDA school called Mountain View Adventist College or 'MVAC' (my old school). The place is known for the boys, lads or hooligans who hang around Doonside station and say '' 1v1 me bro'' or ''sole, lets go one outz'' and even ''brah can you take a picture of the squad in front of the 'WELCOME TO DOONSIDE'' graffiti wall.
bruh where ya at?
I'm at doonside
lets go for a drive at doony
you reppin that 67 on that music video, aye?
always 67 brah, my one & only hometown.
by 67reppin July 30, 2016
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Carver Doone

He is the sexy character from the movie "Lorna Doone." He is a hotheaded murderer who wants to marry Lorna for her inheritance. He is WAY hotter than Lorna's love interest, John Ridd. Carver is the leader of a band/family of theives and murderers, the Doone's. The Doone's were kicked off their land and forced to move to a valley in Exmoor. Carver is drop dead sexy, even when he shoots Lorna, but she still lives, and drowns himself in a bog. Carver is played by Aidan Gillen.
ohmygod, he looks just like Carver Doone.
by west&carver January 13, 2010
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Doongie

something or someone who is bad, annoying, stupid, incompetent

-can also be used as an adjective
-taken from the word Donkey
George Bush is such a doongie.

Britney Spears is a doongie mother.
by AK Mishra March 31, 2008
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Doonch

To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.
"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."
by anon1235813 January 16, 2012
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doongahead

idiot, retard, dummy, unsmart person
Jose's such a doongahead, he actually slipped on a banana!
Ashley, you never answered my text message you doongahead!
by mar-ash October 30, 2010
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Dooney

An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.
Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
by PurseLovah September 29, 2006
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