420 delusion

A condition that causes somebody to notice the number 420 everywhere.

Though the subject usually doesn't openly associate the occurrences with supernatural or exterior forces (though he may joke about it), there persist at least a doubt or even a strong belief in the his mind that all the occurrences of the number 420 cannot be accidental.

420 delusion:

"Man, it's becoming worse. It's everywhere. I checked the deadline for my application to the University of Tokyo and it was Dec 10, 4:20 pm. Then somebody texts me to tell me the US just won the game against Russia in the Olympics in Sochi and the game just ended: I check the time here: 4:20 am. I google the time in Sochi, Russia: 4:20 pm. I'm telling you, it's a fucking conspiracy."

"Ahah, I know. Wait what was the score?"

"4-2 :o why?

I meant 3-2 sorry"

"wtf u did that on purpose"

"no"

"man..."

by wadada February 15, 2014

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so blindly supportive of lying politicians like Donald Trump that anything they do is automatically good or part of some greater plan no matter how bad it is or how often he lies about it or changes his position on it. They can no longer tell right from wrong, fact from fiction or puppet from patriot. Eventually they become so delusional they say things that are totally deranged

Normal person: Did you hear Trump handed over our nuclear codes to Putin?
Delusional person: That is a good thing
Normal person: How is that a good thing?
Delusional person: I don't know but if a lying politician like Trump did it then it must good
Normal person: You better see a Doctor, you have Trump Delusion Syndrome (TDS) so bad you've become deranged.

by American-Patriot July 21, 2018

deus vult

"Deus vult" is Latin for "God wills it" and it was the cry of the people at the declaration of the First Crusade by Pope Urban II at the Council of Clermont in 1095.

1st Knight: "I don't want to kill innocent Muslims."
2nd Knight: "Deus Vult."
1st Knight: "Okay."

by speed_kill October 21, 2015

Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion

A user of Facebook who becomes irrationally irritated when certain details of one of their Facebook Friend's accounts is not visible to them. Often a bizarre, almost arrogant sense of self-entitlement leads from at first a general feeling of being perturbed, to an outright delusional belief in the their right to have access to whatever information they want. This is often an affliction of Facebook users who have not yet come to terms with the fact that privacy settings are in fact a personal prerogative, not an obligation. It is also usually coupled with the arrogant belief that everyone should use Facebook the way they do, usually for the self-promoting purposes they are comfortable with, as though different peoples' preferences and reasons for using social networking are irrelevant. The delusion is itself not often a problem, but if the delusion persists, it can manifest in aggressive behaviour, harassment, and unexpected general rudeness.

Katie got so mad at me, and sent me a really rude blunt message when she found out she couldn't write on my stupid Facebook wall! I hardly know her ... who does she think she is? I think she has Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion or something.

by urbandictionologist May 29, 2010

debussy

A famous composer who was murdered by his killer bussy!!

Did you guys see debussys mega bussy!!??! 😟😟😟

by ayh nall June 17, 2021

Debussie

a feeling of beautiful mutual love and affection. a perfectly cliche date. it is not supposed to sound like a new code word for sex...but it could be....

the romantic debussie we spent together last night was purely magical.

by That Redhead Girl February 7, 2009

delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck

Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch

by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016