egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg

person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes

by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021

burn deal

When you make plans to do something with someone, and then not go without notice.

"Doode, what happened to our plans for the movie on Friday? Burn Deal!"

by succcccka January 30, 2008

Cool Deal

When one sticks both thumbs up on either side of their face, about a foot away from the ears, awkwardly smiling and saying the words, "cool deal". A lifestyle for some, many have taken it to define the highest state of quality for an action or event.

I was going to the park," Thomas said, "But I decided it would be cooler to hang out with you instead." Andrew raised both thumbs up to his face and smiled awkwardly. "Cool deal!

by ThisIsntAwkward June 20, 2011

resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

Wheeler Dealer

1. Harry Redknapp. 2. Daniel Levy. 3. One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

Did you notice that selfish hypocrite Wheeler Dealer tap up that poor player and denying it in the same sentence?!

by TruthhhHurts September 3, 2010

real deal holyfield

Something that is true or legitimate.

Originates from American boxer Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield; popularized as a phrase by Snoop Dogg in "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang"

"And that's realer than Real Deal Holyfield" - Snoop Dogg

You can get either the generic brand or go for the real deal holyfield if you want the quality kind.

by Freak Speely November 24, 2009

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011