Dense Ape 

To express that somebody is stupid and uncivilized; an insult.

Stop throwing those fireworks at each other, you Dense Apes!

Dense Ape by The Pinskinator November 16, 2021

Dense Breast 

A Women who's breasts are very hard and full, the fatty tissue in the breast is more compacted, thus causing the breast to be volumous and firm.

"when I touched her tits, I expected fluffiness, but that hoe had some dense breast!"

Dense Breast by fathergracie September 30, 2016

Dense breast 

Thick boobities

I groped her dense breasts as I shoved my tongue down her throat.

Dense breast by Nyquil September 30, 2016

Dense Breast 

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

Dense Breast by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016

Dense breasts 

It is where your breast is dense.

Wow you dense mothafuckah that breast! Dense breasts!

Dense breasts by Hshdd September 30, 2016

Dense Breast 

Simply a Breast that is indeed Dense

Man, this chick I was with last night had some really and I mean REALLY dense breasts

Dense Breast by TelephotoTub46 October 1, 2016

Dense Breast 

Big, Perky and hard

Eyo ladies those are some dense breasts!

Dense Breast by MonBon_ September 30, 2016