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A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).
Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Example #1:
Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."
Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."
Example #2:
Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."
Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."
Example #2:
Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008
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by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009
Get the Important Things With Demetri Martin mug.The phenomenon that occurs when an individual watches too much Fox News. Said individual becomes grumpy, paranoid, fearful, and only speaks in nonsensical sound bites. Can be contagious.
"What's wrong with Dad?"
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
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1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
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Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
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Defectrics are latent defects in requirements (or design or code)
The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.
A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect
The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.
A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect
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