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Demetri

Omg your a demetri
by GG69420 April 29, 2019
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dementia

person1: look there goes that democrat what is he saying person2: IDK something about dementia 2020 dementia 2020 i think i don´t speak libtard
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Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008
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Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person
by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009
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fox news dementia

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual watches too much Fox News. Said individual becomes grumpy, paranoid, fearful, and only speaks in nonsensical sound bites. Can be contagious.
"What's wrong with Dad?"
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
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Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
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defectrics

metrics associated with defects; a quantitative measure that can be used to prioritize defect removal opportunities;
Defectrics are latent defects in requirements (or design or code)

The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.

A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect
by joescho May 29, 2013
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