When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004
Get the delayed reaction mug.when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.
by definite lee July 27, 2005
Get the nail delay mug.When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.
"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."
"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
by elementism November 20, 2009
Get the stroke delay mug.The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.
Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!
by heyley121 August 17, 2010
Get the Torrent Delay mug.The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.
Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.
by pigfarmer April 2, 2009
Get the executive delay mug.by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
Get the deuce delay mug.The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
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