Recommend for Deletion

What happens to bullshit definitions.

This definition of "window" is "well-shaved vagina." I don't know what the hell this is, I'm recommending it for deletion.

by gs68 August 18, 2004

Deflection

Noun. The act of avoiding receipt of a compliment by changing the subject or playing coy

Brandon was so uncomfortable with his favor client's gesture that he made a joke, a true deflection

by TherapistsRock February 15, 2021

Jen Deletion

The process of permanently removing one from your life because they wronged you, don't have a sense of humor, or they just can't hang.

I had to resort to Jen Deletion because that bitch had no sense of humor.

by ArayKing October 29, 2011

drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.

My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.

by Dhadik March 8, 2008

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009