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penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008
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Dedication 3

The worst mixtape in the world, by.. you know it... the sell-out Lil Wayne. Half of the "tracks" are him preaching how good he is or something pointless. Lil Wayne sucks dick, all he is a sell-out, can't even rap anymore, fucking sell-out pussy.
Every rapper is better than Lil Wayne nowadays, he's not even a rapper anymore, the bitch sings like a faggot. Jay-z, Papoose, Nas, Mob Deep, fucking everyone is better than him, he fucking sucks. Dedication 3 sucks cock
by fuklilwayne December 9, 2008
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Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.
"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."
by Dave Egner March 8, 2008
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Class Reductionism

Class reductionism is the epithet cast by cafe liberals on actual revolutionaries who understand that class struggle must be the foremost revolutionary struggle. Typically used by Twitterati and (insert identity politics faction here) Studies majors.
Pat reconsidered their accusations of class reductionism when the armed cis males freed them from their life of drudgery in some cubicle farm serving capital.
by Urban Misanthropologist March 2, 2021
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seduction

The fine way of flirting.
Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady
by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007
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defuckionalized

1. establised as no longer fucked up emotionally

2. regaining the will or ability to think and act normally
Krystal: "Hey did you hear about Amanda & J.R.?"
Paige: "No, what happened?"
Krystal: "Amanda broke up with him & he was a really great guy!"
Paige: "Oh, don't worry...Amanda will get defuckionalized & then call J.R. back! Everything will be okay!"
by PlutoGenius June 13, 2010
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Bass reduction surgery

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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