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Deception

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.
The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.
by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011
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Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 6, 2017
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The Deceiver

A legendary man in Stockholm, Sweden.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA

His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."

"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
by Fancypants January 21, 2005
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decent

In the late 70's and early 80's, decent was the equivilant to the standard current usage of "awesome" or "cool".
Aww...that mustang is decent!
by hyperion-x September 9, 2006
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Deceived

to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude
They deceived the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.
by Jessikuh™ November 14, 2007
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golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!
I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006
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Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010
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