Taiwanese Dave

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.

Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Dave Franco

James Franco's adorable little brother. He's also known as Davey and as seen in Funny or Die videos. He's tries 232434 times less than Zac Efron and is 545345 times hotter.

"Did you see James and Dave Franco in those Funny or Die videos?"
"Yeah, they're hilarious."

by iloveguys May 3, 2009

Davedanger2006

A League if Legends top player in diamond, was in 3 games in a row with Moe during the 10k challenge. A valuable asset to the team.

Ooh shit! We got my boy Davedanger2006, we can't loose!

by KFCBOI March 14, 2019

dave grohl

GROHL = GOD. period.

Dave Grohl is God. & that's all you should know.

by ASHMEISTAHHH July 20, 2008

my mate dave

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

by Slackjawjohn March 4, 2007

devastatin dave

The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.

Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!

by Bob Saget April 24, 2005

double dave

A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.

I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.

by David Clarkson March 12, 2008