Warm Dessert

When a woman urinates on a man’s erect penis while he is sitting on the toilet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a great Warm Dessert.

by Wicked Pisser September 2, 2018

Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

Eatin' my dessert

lesbians eating each others kitties you know what i mean if you do

Eatin' my dessert in the bathroom

by damnwhatevalor April 14, 2021

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

dessert

Lickable Vagina

I ate my dinner and I'm ready for dessert

by Pyschx February 7, 2018