Darren

A masculine name given name meaning "great."

A guy who:
is a leader or alpha male
is cute and funny
is creative and passionate
is dedicated to his lover
will give you the best sex of your life

Fabian is the greatest guy I know, no guy I know can beat him at anything - he's a real Darren.

I don't know if I laugh because Darren is so cute or if it's because he's just that funny.

Darren always has something new in mind for us, I've never done it upside down before.

Those chicks are wasting there time, Darren already has a hot piece at home.

Darren's girl was having a hard time taking his big dick, but she said it was the best she ever had.

by AlderWoof September 20, 2009

darren

A species not yet identified. Positive characteristics shine in this individual yet most would beg to differ. This species has mastered the art of speech, ambiguously correct and determined to poke holes in the brain of the person conversing with him .

Your own sanity is in peril; if you can not repair the holes. Prior experience with this strange being is highly recommended. PHD in Peppering master of the seasoning usually resulting in cooking ... mutton imported from NZ roasting on the barby is a speciality. Peppa pig is watching you dazza.

Really tho darren you are a bloody top bloke !!! Representing all sectors of freewill , no straps is all I have to say.

Darren is a brother from another mother if you have a darren you know how special it is

You been with darren !! Need some salt bro

by k- chops October 21, 2014

Darren

Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.

wow that boy is a darren!

by penguinxoxo April 22, 2011

Darren

A rubber duck who has become a GOD!!!
Join my cult

Darren is the destroyer of worlds

by Whyme2703 October 31, 2019

darren

a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.

"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"

"don't be such a darren about it"

by MorteKai October 27, 2011

darren

The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.

You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.

by gues51 September 13, 2011

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018