Dip-Dampus

the name given to an individual who dips chewing tobacco in excess amounts. (1-2 pounds daily). caution: name is not to be given to the casual dipper. although dipping is rather uncommon in most social classes, only a "dip-dampus" can dip to the point of gum deterioration.

-WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES

Dude, thats your sixteenth tin today. your definitely A dip-dampus!

by Mr. Dampus June 1, 2010

Dumpfounded

Being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (A play on 'dumbfounded')

When one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. Causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly Dumpfounded.
Also used in the opposite as: When one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. Causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly Dumpfounded.

by wordsmithjester May 4, 2014

damfino

"damfino" is short for "damned if I know". Equivalent to "beats me".

Is he going to win? Damfino.

by Ted Shepherd September 22, 2015

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

damp

Means "very cool" or "awesome" even "pimp"

"Dude, your new shoes are damp!"

"Damp 3 off that last kicker"

"Check out that damp car"

by choopie911 April 10, 2005

damp sex

Naked grinding. Not quite sex, but close.

Guess what me and your mum did?
Wut?
Damp sex.

by wut101001000 August 1, 2009