Darven

Amazing friend, someone who knows how to make you laugh any time any where. If you're in a bad mood he can use his Darven rituals to bring anyone back from the dead and can make your day better. Some times mistake him for Jesus.

Chelsey: Lauren, i swear to god.. i think god paid me a visit last night, because i found a bag with a thousand dollars in it!

Lauren: No that was just a Darven.

by laurbby1234 July 16, 2009

Davenia

A typically short, black girl with the brightest attitude on the outside. Has a poofy Afro that’s soft as a pillow that you could cuddle all day with. A good nickname for her would be poofhead. While she’s all cheers and giggles on the outside, of you truly get to know her she has a dark past, sometimes with family problems. She will light up your world and give her best at anything she does. I her laugh is contagious and she is wonderful to be around.

Oh what? Is that Davenia?
Yeah dude I think so.
This party just got 100x better man.

by BoganLutler October 10, 2019

mrs. davenport

Mean old lady, could be easily considered a bitch, strongly resembles a chihuahua.

Daniel: Grrr..
Mrs. Davenport: Go outside faggot

by Drew Peacocks November 5, 2014

Dalen

(n.) A lover of mac and cheese.

Guy 1: Damn, that bitch loves her some mac and cheese!
She must be one hell of a Dalen!
Guy 2: Fuck yeah, I wish she would love some of MY mac and cheese!

by Homie Joe March 20, 2011

davenport

The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.

That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.

by Creeper1313 January 23, 2008

Davenpool

1)A style of pool where one twats the cue ball as hard as possible, a.k.a. the 'hit and hope' technique, in the hopes of potting a ball....any ball.
2)Style of pool named for it's inventor Stefan Davenport

"He's hit the cueball off the table and on to the floor again! He must be playing Davenpool."

by Jamie Meecham July 14, 2004

Bradley Davenport

When you masturbate in public places and takes 2 hours to cum example of places mall, rasturant, stripper club etc

I was on a date with my girlfriend and got bored so i Bradley Davenported it up

by Lukas Scram April 24, 2010