Davenpool

1)A style of pool where one twats the cue ball as hard as possible, a.k.a. the 'hit and hope' technique, in the hopes of potting a ball....any ball.
2)Style of pool named for it's inventor Stefan Davenport

"He's hit the cueball off the table and on to the floor again! He must be playing Davenpool."

Davenpool by Jamie Meecham July 14, 2004

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jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

jack davenport by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

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davenport

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch

Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.

davenport by maggio January 17, 2006

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Davenport, IA

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.

Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”

Davenport, IA by IowaExpert October 29, 2018