darth vader

He is the pinnacle of all evil it seems. But he is really the victim.
Once Anakin Skywalker, the boy with exceptional skills who was selfless and innocent as a child. His skills made him arrogant as he got older. He was reckless and didn't abide by Jedi rules This led to him falling in love with Padme Amidala.
He feared losing her, and as Yoda said,
'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.'
He went to the Dark Side in order to save his wife, everything he ever does he believes he's doing for good.

He is the Chosen One, the one who brings the force back into balance.
Also father of Luke and Leia.
The whole of the Star Wars saga is about the tradgedy of Darth Vader.

(Plus he kicks ass!)

Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Darth Vader=Anakin Skywalker

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

dadhole

The hole that your dad gave birth to you from.

Don't you have one?

Today in the shower I was cleaning my dadhole, unfortunately we all know they can never get 100% clean.

No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.

by Gartacus January 6, 2012

Daath

Daath (also spelled DÅÅTH) An Industrial-ish death metal band out of Atlanta Georgia. Formerly known as Dirtnap (or Dirt Nap.) They are one of the greatest up-and-coming bands in the metal scene today and they played at Ozzfest 2007. They have two albums, Futility and The Hinderers, both of which are excellent if you're into that kind of thing. As a veteran metalhead I strongly recommend this band to any and all headbangers out there.

Metal dude1: Hey man did you see Daath at Ozzfest?
Meta dude2: yeah dude they kicked ass
Metal dude3: Ovum is the best song by Daath in my opinion
Emo kid: I like Fall Out Boy *gets the shit beat out of him by the other guys*

by Invincible_fang01 January 17, 2008

Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel

The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.

Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.

by Knibb High Football Rules January 19, 2010

Darth Vader Ginsberg

A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.

Whar is it? -- Ack!

by the man with the shades on April 30, 2004

dirty darth

When you pull your dick out of a girl's ass(or guys) and the tip of your dick is dirty. Since the tip of your dick looks like Darth Vador's helmet, it is hence called a "Dirty Darth."

Guy1: So did you get some analriffic action last night?

Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.

by JordanRichter September 14, 2006