Burnt Curtains

Darker then normal coloured labia.

"Dude that chick i picked up last night had burnt curtains"!

by Grant26 April 18, 2008

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 02, 2003

Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

by freestyler72 April 07, 2011

Bologna Curtains

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.

While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.

by Ned Bolcar July 03, 2010

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon L Desmarais December 02, 2008

Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

by DjFarmor January 26, 2019

The Iron Curtain

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.

"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 01, 2009