Cuntstache

After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.

Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.

by RyanJWN November 20, 2013

Cumstacking

Putting on and jerking off into someone else's used condoms.

Kalvin took his roommates used condom and started a cumstacking chain by putting it on himself and jerking off into it for the next person.

by undsioux7 February 27, 2023

cuntsock

Marks wife..

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.

by Trip August 1, 2003

cuntstable

police station.

pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

cuntstruck

Imagine if you will, on returning from a hard day slaving over a hot bunsen burner at the laboratory, discovering your loyal (but slightly deformed) assistant bollock deep in your whore of a girlfriend. In this imaginary scenario one would be totally justified in referring to said whore as a CUNTSTRUCK (adj.)

To her - You absolute Cuntstruck!
To him - And as for you, you Cuntstruck, consider your career at the institute, terminated. Good night! (The Prof. exists stage left, cape billowing with indignant rage and scientific honour)

by The Sexual Professor May 30, 2004

Cuntstick

Another term for a dildo or other toys used for vaginal stimulation. Also can be used as an insult.

She used her cuntstick last night.
He is a right cuntstick.

by queenofawesomeness<3 November 20, 2011

Cuntcrack

hell yea, gravy, fantastic

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.

by Devon April 24, 2005