A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls.
They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)
They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)
Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is?
Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-
Person 1: *runs away*
Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<
Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-
Person 1: *runs away*
Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<
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"You are so unlucky. Your Irish side isn't come out good for brooke" I say
I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50
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The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
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He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.
He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.
He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.
Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.
He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.
He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.
Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen!
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
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The religion is based on "Twilight" by Stephany Meyer, which is pretty much they're bible or, "Holy Book."
It's pretty much a bunch of girls obssessed with the main character Edward Cullen (hence CULLENism) who think Christianity is too mainstream...
The religion is based on "Twilight" by Stephany Meyer, which is pretty much they're bible or, "Holy Book."
It's pretty much a bunch of girls obssessed with the main character Edward Cullen (hence CULLENism) who think Christianity is too mainstream...
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