A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.
No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.
by irishtrish February 20, 2010
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the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
by Dr.Jester December 21, 2008
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Cullenism was once a huge fanbase cult spanning to at least 25 million people. It is defined as the polytheistic religion by which the characters of Twilight are gods, Stephanie Meyer is a sort of Jesus figure or more of a prophet, that the books are the new Bible, and that if you believe with all of your heart, you will one day go to heaven where you can orgasm over Edward Cullen. The most important factor of Cullenists is that they believe the world of Twilight to be real.
Their tenets, simplified, are
1. Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real.
2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s).
3. The twilight series should be worshiped.
4. If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens. If you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave.
Religion is similar to the fanbase in Korea involving their dictator, except the Cullenists number more and are more likely to freak out Kim-Jong Il. Cullenism is also much more dangerous of a cult than perhaps every cult known to man and the Legion.
Their tenets, simplified, are
1. Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real.
2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s).
3. The twilight series should be worshiped.
4. If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens. If you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave.
Religion is similar to the fanbase in Korea involving their dictator, except the Cullenists number more and are more likely to freak out Kim-Jong Il. Cullenism is also much more dangerous of a cult than perhaps every cult known to man and the Legion.
Bethany accidentally let loose from her lips the fact that she doesn't think Twilight is so cool. The comment was heard by rabid, raging members of the Cullenism religion. Bethany was never heard from again.
by StorytellerLore July 14, 2009
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"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."
"You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?"
"Clueless"
"You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?"
"Clueless"
by tinkerbell10121 October 11, 2008
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by KSteinberg October 17, 2009
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by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009
Get the edward cullen mug.Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
by kelli8295 October 8, 2008
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