Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

Mr Coke

Do you have those to sell?? You know like the drink...

Ill have two hot haim sandwiches and a Mr coke.

by This is Sue January 4, 2009

Coke Forest

Nickname of the city of Oak Forest, Illinois, United States. Oak Forest earned this name due to the large number of cocaine users and dealers calling the city home. Oak Forest is a suburb of Chicago.

Lets go get some blow in Coke Forest!

by BahLLama March 31, 2008

coke movie

An unusually bad movie; the actor(s) are clearly involved in the project only to pay for their cocaine habit.

After all, snort doesn't grow on trees.

Examples include Halle Berry in Catwoman, the entire cast of Bloodrayne, and everything De Niro has done over the last decade.

"Van Damme's legacy of coke movies is a vicious cycle: to get the coke, he has to end every movie with that spinning jump kick... but to do the spinning jump kick, he has to have the coke."

by Occult Paladin January 28, 2006

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

coke machine

A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter

Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine

by hrg da man March 23, 2009