crotch jumble

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area

"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"

by StefanStamp June 11, 2008

Dune Crotch

When you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. It creates a noticable discomfort known as "dune crotch."

"I should've taken a shower, I've got such bad dune crotch.."

by Cristo Tejada August 17, 2011

Crotch Droppings

Kids, especially bratty ones.

She has eight crotch droppings with eight different baby daddy.

by MysteryGrrl August 3, 2005

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

crotch fuzz

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.

"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"

by Hildeekat April 24, 2013