Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022

Crinkle

A vaginal wrinkle, one that typically comes with age.

MILFs typically have crinkles.

by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025

Crinkle sniffer

Vagina smeller, often of the cheese and onion crinkle crisp scent

She smells like cheese and onion crinkles! Why’s he smelling her vagina? Ew he’s a crinkle sniffer!

by Bbbj6669 December 29, 2020

Crinkling

This term describes the intimate experience of partners wrapping their genitals in layers of bubble wrap or crinkly plastic to enjoy the unusual sounds and sensations. The "crinkle" makes every move a surprise, adding a layer of sensory fun.

"I tried crinkling yesterday and it was quite fun, way better than sounding"

by Amagerardin November 1, 2024

Crinkling fetish

A crinkling fetish is a fetish in which one wears a diaper or watches pictures/videos of others wearing one. This fetish community is dominated by furries, although there are non-furry people who engage in crinkling activities. People with a crinkling fetish often times walk in diapers which are full of their feces, as it makes them feel better than if it were just an empty one. The name for this fetish came from the sound that diapers worn by full sized people make. The crinkling sound increases while walking. You can find a ton of stinky art of furries or ponies in diapers. It truly is a very disgusting image. As weird fetishes tend to link to other, less or more weird, fetishes, the crinkling fetish is often seen in furries or people who call themselves "bronies" (brony for a single individual). If you were to search for images regarding the crinkling fetish, the majority of art you would see would be depicting ponies from the children's cartoon "my little pony". There is also a big percentage of being a victim to art depicting furries in diapers, which can be a slight bit confusing. Be careful out there. Google it if u dare.

John: dude! Did you see the new crinkling art made by little foxy?
Brad: stop it, get some help.
John: u'll never understand us bronies

Julia: I just love the crinkling sound my diaper makes when I walk!
Jack: I believe that you have developed a crinkling fetish, go to a doctor
Julia: no

by Jeffielikesboobs November 26, 2023

Crinkled

When your teammate hits somebody for what they think is a lot, that then turns out to be a little

or could be that there just trash at the game and try to pretend that they did something good when in actually they're worse than shit

trash friend: yo hes one shot hes actually crinkled

you: *shoots him a ton of times* bro hes not 1 shot hes full health

by RiskyBiscuit June 3, 2021

crinkle punch

to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

by crinklestarlette January 3, 2014