crinkle zone

The Seattle police shut down the gay bar because too many people were sharing their crinkle zone.

by AvatarOfSlack March 01, 2024

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Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022

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Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

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Crinkle Sack

When your ballsack is raised all the way up only showing wrinkles and taint line.

Leonardo DiCaprio: “When I got out of the shower and looked at my balls, that’s when I knew I had crinkle sack.”
His young wife: “Ew…I’m not touching that crinkle sack tonight…let me know when it’s back to normal”

by The_Definition_Guy April 20, 2025

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