Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

Creeping Up A Storm

A phrase used when "creeping" just isn't sufficient to fully describe a person's sketchy actions.

Bob walked behind us and listened to our entire conversation. He was creeping up a storm.

by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Bob November 11, 2010

crouching tiger flying scrotum

A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)

Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.

by Fuck333 August 7, 2014

Creeping

To scan Facebook constantly, looking at everyone's profiles, interests, photos, etc. Often done on attractive people, or young boys in girls, and bets are placed as to who will grow up sexy.

Creeping is commonly done by jealous or skeptical girlfriends, to make sure their boyfriend is not talking to other girls, or commenting on their pictures.

Creeping is a common habit which is acceptable to a certain point. You know you have a problem when you know a little something about every kid in the upcoming grade 8 class, and you are graduated..

girl 1: Omg did you know ashley and john broke up :'(

girl 2: um.. no.. you never even talked to her in your whole life whats the problem?

girl 1: well i was creeping her so much i feel like were friends.

girl 2: ah. well then. continue.

by Rambo1107 February 3, 2010

creeping

The act of sleeping with another person while already going out with/being married to someone

Yo I think my girl is doing something with someone else
Word, shes creeping.

by Lucci November 18, 2007

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009

creefting

crafting, while smoking weed

The girls and I are getting together for a night of creefting on Friday.

by creativerights December 16, 2008