creationist

One who is stupid on purpose.
See moron

Creationist Dr. Kent Hovind: OK class, today we are going to be watching a documentary called the Flintstones. Repeat after me: Yabba Dabba Doo!!

by Firewalker239 December 9, 2008

creationism

This is a belief which was invented to explain why we are all here. Basically it states that the world was created by some greater being (God). But then who created God? The theory of Creationsim falls flat through stating the Earth is thousands of years old, despite the fact it was proved to be billions of years old through scientific research. Creationists mock the theory of evolution and condemn the teaching of evolution at school. Evolution seems like the most sensible theory to me. Ah, but then howcome there are so many gaps in the evolutionary pathway? For one thing, it is a real fluke that an animal survives in fossil form, a billion-to-one chance requiring exactly the right geological conditions. Yes, we have a lot of skeletons in museums, but they are nothing when you consider how many animals have existed over the history of time. For another thing, it has been suggested that evolution takes place in jumps rather than gradually (a new, more evolved species suddenly starts appearing, gradualy takes over the older species). As for the teaching of evolution at school, it is taught as a theory. You don't have to believe in it. On the other hand, teaching Creationism at school involves indoctrinating children. I still remember being told that "God is always watching us and can punish us if we act or think wrongly". It makes me laugh when certain Creationists complain about CCTV cameras everywhere or the government spying on us all. Beliefs like Creationism were the Big Brother and the CCTV cameras of their day, were used to control the working classes. Now George W Bush is talking about teaching Creationism in schools in the USA instead of evolution. I can't help feeling all he really wants to do is create a brainwashed army to fight a religious war against Muslims.

A certain Creationism-believing journalist equates anyone who believes in evolution with genocidal murderers, tells us how narrow-minded they are. That's funny, because the religious people I've met are some of the most narrow-minded, snobbish, hypoctrical bigots I've ever had the misfortune the come across.

by Stormsworder December 7, 2006

creationism

A word that refers ONLY to the specific creation myth that the world was created as per the book of Genesis, and the people who try to defend that story as the literal truth.

"Creationism is contradictory in the simple fact that it attempts to discredit science, while at the same time trying to use science to justify it's position."

by devilzukin December 3, 2003

ace the creator

One of Tyler, the creators alter egos other than wolf haley (ace is the white suicidal one) he dosent use the name Ace often as Wolf Haley...

*YONKERS*

IM WOLF Tyler put this f**kin knife in my hand IM WOLF ACE go put that f**kin hole in my hand and IM WOLF that was me who shoved the c*ck in your b*tch

Guy1: Homie... did you hear tyler the creator's new song?
Guy2:Yea.. but he used his other name Ace the creator for that one...
Guy1: Yea man... Wolf gang is getting popular...

by Jump off a truck February 7, 2012

creationist

Synonymous with idiot

The absurd reasoning of that creationist baffles me.

by Mlak Mlak January 9, 2007

creato

like someone that doesnt change just because other people around them do and no one is ever like them at all, theyre so different and original and interesting, the type of originality can vary a lot so u can use this word to define many people

that boy with his unusual eye is such a creato i want to define him but i can't. there are no words to explain this boy.

by molly October 27, 2002

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015