Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

by Sqbany February 2, 2021

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

crapsicle

1: reffering to frozen dog crap

2: a different way of saying "crap!"

1: "look at that crapsicle on the ground!"

2: "Oh crapsicle! What did I just do to the computer?!"

by Mickeysofine May 20, 2007

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011