Crank

A crappy prank.
Usually used when someone makes a crappy phone call.

-Who was that on the phone?
--Oh just another crank call
-Oh not that good?

by Zach Castanon January 2, 2009

cranked

to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury

-dude, I fucking cranked him!

by Erik Rasmussen January 10, 2004

Crank

The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.

Jack found life to be so dire, he couldn't help but have a crank.

by Jayisfap April 13, 2010

Crank

1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.

1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

Crank

Someone who is characterless, someone who is a drag,

"Come on have another drink, stop being such a crank!"

by Dan O'Callaghan January 2, 2008

Crank

another way to say handjob

That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.

by bojanglesss October 19, 2010

Cranks

Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.

I filled a cup of cranks for a fertility clinic.

by DealerHub November 27, 2010