Crackers

The testicles.

Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!

by Nobli January 18, 2023

Oh crackers

A phrase used by Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in order to denote distress or otherwise a negative situation.

Wilki got shot in the head. "Oh Crackers"

by crackers101 April 20, 2018

Aw crackers!

A common expression used to express mild frustration. #awcrackers!

“Dude, my toes are slimy. Aw crackers!”

by ElKeébler March 27, 2023

Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023

quit bustin' my crackers

Quit giving me a hard time.

Tina: Hey Tim, clean your room already!
Tim: Quit bustin' my crackers, woman!

by almostmagic November 5, 2015

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

cheese and crackers got all muddy

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

by ZMia December 13, 2008