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colton

really cute and amazing guy hes nice and has beautiful eyes he is really nice and smells good he has nice warm hugs and i love him<3
wow whos that he's cute
oh thats my boyfriend colton back of or i'll cut you
by colton's stalker January 10, 2019
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how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme
Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"
by whatthehellrichard March 8, 2018
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Colter

Usually a male. Cute and very good with girls also has an amazing body😍 All the girls will want a colter. Also a very good wingman
Who was that?

That was colter hot huh?
by Bruh2456 March 27, 2017
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ann coulter

The person that Satan looks to for inspiration.
On The Today Show, Ann Coulter blamed migranes, the destruction of Pompeii, and the extinction of the wooly mammoth on liberals.
by Ann Cou|ter June 11, 2006
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Ann Coulter

This right-wing pundit was fired in 1997 from MSNBC for verbally attacking a Vietnam vet on air. She was dropped from The National Review in 2002 for slandering the publication on the national talk show circuit. Coulter went on to write a book titled Slander.

Coulter has drawn fire lately from both conservatives and liberals for her verbal attacks on victims of 9/11, women's groups and Muslims.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light.
by Max Houston August 12, 2005
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Colten

The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
That's my Colten.
by Natyr July 30, 2016
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shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
by bumarse October 17, 2009
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