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Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
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conager

see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.
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Clan Carnage

The Number 1 Med lvl pure clan of RUNESCAPE
Oh shit my nigga its Clan Carnage #1 Med lvl Pure Clan of Runescape POP POP NIGGA POP POP
by X Drk Ar0w X September 1, 2009
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Corange

An adjective meaning full of yourself. Yes. A word finally rhymes with orange.
Stop being so corange! You only beat easy mode on Guitar Hero! Talk to me when you beat Expert you Self Conceided Prick...
by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007
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Carnage

The carnage is simular to the spiderman however there a few new changes : When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand then dig in your ass take some shit out form it like a spear. Then fling the jism and shit spear at her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Carnages slinging hand motions.Carnage (Cletus Kasady) is a fictional character, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics Universe
Keep it up bitch and i`ll bust a carnage on that ass !!!
by DIADORE October 16, 2010
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carnage

a southern slang term for marijuana , almost always refering to mexican schwagg, a common low grade cannibus readily available and blown for sheer quantity over quality.
dude man....the dragon is getting his sorry ass out of bed finally at 2 p.m. and he's bringn the freakin CARNAGE.... "brutal"....
by LordOgdenTheMerciless November 26, 2007
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corange

v.
To blast loud music.

Other tenses:

v. coranged
To have blasted loud music

v. coranging
To be currently blasting loud music

Created by Kayla A, 1995, IL
Corange
Let's corange Fall Out Boy!

Coranged
I coranged Fall Out Boy, but my parents made me turn it down.

Coranging
I'm coranging Fall Out Boy!
by codelyoko193 October 29, 2007
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