crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

coochita

Coochita is a tight vagina.

"Damnnnn girl, your coochita is amazing!"

by icepick445 November 25, 2023

Coocheese

Female smegma

Hey tony your sister has way too much coocheese in her pussy

by dhdndnjdidjd April 29, 2024

Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024

Cooches

When someone (usually a female) smells like cooch

This word is used primarily in South African rural areas and can also be used to describe women who may have aids but it is not well known for that.

Cooches

by KNICKER MAN May 22, 2024

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012