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Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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by angelofrelevance April 14, 2019
Get the content mug.A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
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Content is the opposite of well crafted and well planned journalism.
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Content is the opposite of well crafted and well planned journalism.
Content is soul-less factory-made filler words that the majority of media companies inundate their readers with.
Content is the "made-in-china" version of story telling that was once quality, thought-out, well designed and crafted stories written by professional media outlets.
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Get the contentious mug.An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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