container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them

Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head

by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022

containers

Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.

"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."

by Krkič May 5, 2020

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

Contained

Kept within limit until struggling.

Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!

by Fendzs December 31, 2021

containers for change

Containers for change is a recycling scheme in Australia where you get $0.10 for any cans bottles that have the 10c mark on the back of it

I use containers for change to get pocket money

by zdog_wastaken November 2, 2023

cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.

That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).

by colouryum October 19, 2015

sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it

"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022