1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 16, 2007
Get the Conspiracy Theorist mug.The result long term cannabis usage has on thought process. Thefoer anything that is most likely true, changes to being a cover up or having a 'hidden agenda'. Usually spouted by douches on the popular video sharing site Youtube. These people make their videos and then of course, the truth is uncovered. Hey, its on youtube, it must be true!
You know that September 11th is a Conspiracy theory. Thousands of hours of video recordings showing what the government want you to see, but I have found just 10 seconds that show the real truth. Smoke the spliff and see!
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"What do you call a group of crows?" "A murder."
"What do you call a group of women?" "A conspiracy."
"What do you call a group of women?" "A conspiracy."
by Gryph August 6, 2014
Get the conspiracy mug.The idea that everyone in college football is out to get the SEC. Thinking they are master's of the universe, these bastions of sportsmanship forget their illiteracy and racial intolerance to chant how important their conference is. Conference pride is about as intelligent as AFC pride in the NFL, it's meaningless and most fans find themselves defending their conference for no real reason due to the SEC conspiracy. The conspiracy exists mainly due to the fact that flaws are never recognized but every strength exploited to the point of nausea.
"Hey look Cal is beating the University of Tennessee!" - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
by mwbinDC February 19, 2008
Get the SEC conspiracy mug.A conspiracy theory is an alternative explanation of an event or situation that differs from the narrative of mainstream media, history books or others means.
Most conspiracy theories revolve around controversial topics like 9/11, vaccines, frauds, aliens.
Some conspiracies are batshit crazy and have little to no evidence. Others are just crazy and controversial to some but have very validity and evidence to be recognized as true. There are examples of conspiracies that have been proven as true but were seen as impossible or improbable in the past.
The word is often used from as an ad hominem to the theory and it's arguments and to try to discredit the person expressing it.
Most conspiracy theories revolve around controversial topics like 9/11, vaccines, frauds, aliens.
Some conspiracies are batshit crazy and have little to no evidence. Others are just crazy and controversial to some but have very validity and evidence to be recognized as true. There are examples of conspiracies that have been proven as true but were seen as impossible or improbable in the past.
The word is often used from as an ad hominem to the theory and it's arguments and to try to discredit the person expressing it.
I can't trust the politicians and the media. I mean, they have a track record of lies and bullshit. This is nothing but a 24/7 news & propaganda cycle to enslave your mind while making you believe that you're free. This is my conspiracy theory about all of these TV programs and channels.
by mollyxanlean December 14, 2020
Get the Conspiracy theory mug.Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
Get the Hipster Conspiracy Theorist mug.Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.
Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.
Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.
Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.
by Attaboyslim July 3, 2014
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