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got nothing coming 

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".
-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!
got nothing coming by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

you got nothin’ coming! 

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.
Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

coming apart 

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.
Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.
coming apart by InThe1960s February 28, 2009

human cloning 

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

codingasm 

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity
I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!
codingasm by twong808 March 29, 2012