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Jonghyun’s concert

A metaphoric word involving SHINee’s Kim Jonghyun that describes death or suicide depending on the context. The point of this word is supposed to narrate seeing the late singer in the afterlife, which could either be in heaven or in an alternate world depending on what they believe in. It could also be called “Jonghyun’s fansign”, “Jonghyun’s meet and greet” or even “Jonghyun’s VIP station.”

This word has been used in a now deleted post with the poem “I want to go to a Jonghyun’s concert” by a user on Tumblr (@nekoneck) which describes suicide in a series of metaphors. Despise its dark history, it is now used to describe suicide, typically in sarcasm or it could be used as a replacement of “died” just like how we would say “passed away” or “went up to heaven.” This would make more sense if this is describing a Shawol (a SHINee fan) that passed away, but it could be used for anyone since the feeling of a K-pop idol having a concert in their afterlife may seem pleasant to some.
Suicidal: “I feel like I should go to Jonghyun’s concert so everyone can be happy.”
Sarcasm (positive): “This is so hilarious, I’m gonna go to Jonghyun’s concert!”
Sarcasm (negative): “Everything that is happening in this world makes me want to go to Jonghyun’s concert.”
Sarcasm (to someone else): “I swear to god I’m gonna take you to Jonghyun’s concert if you don’t shut the fuck up!”
Someone passed away: “I’m sorry to say this… but Stephanie has went to Jonghyun’s concert last night. I hope she has a lot of fun up there with him.”
by asahiisateacher August 23, 2022
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concert season

The strange and ominous time where things in band class suddenly get from rowdy to calm. During this time, the drum major(s) and colorguard will merge with the main band, and the directors seem more friendly.
Freshman: What? I'm seeing flaggirls without flags or rifles, and the drum major isn't a narcissistic ass?! What the hell is going on?!
Junior: It's concert season dude...
by Mswordx23 November 10, 2009
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Conker's bad fur day

The most funny game to ever come to N64 and the gaming community as a whole (Goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). It has movie parodies of the following films:-

-Jaws
-Full Metal Jacket
-Terminator (2)
-Matrix
-Alien(s)
-Saving Private Ryan
-Rambo
-Some vampire thingy with Keanu Reeves
-some goodfellas rip off (the wasps....you know what i mean)
-and so many many more

Everyone ((greystation/blackstation 2 that makes some dumb noise)fans)was expecting this to be a Banjo Kazzooie knock off but they got donkey punched
Normal Person:-hey have you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 or even Xbox live?

some playstation fan:-its 4 wusses i like GTA because i am a clone and go into a dream like state when i play.......moannnnnnnnnn..

Normal Person:- wow you are very open minded....
by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006
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Voicemail Concert

The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.

A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!

Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009
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conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.
"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"
by ReverandWill February 3, 2007
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