third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

wrist-twist compromise

Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.

My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Compromise

Everybody has a shit time.

I wanted to watch sport and Mary wanted to watch a soapy, we compromised and watched a movie instead

by Colonel two tonne February 22, 2019

Compromised Sphincter

When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.

“his farts don’t make noise at all, he def has a compromised sphincter.”

by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025

Compromised Cringe

The internal confliction of when something is cringey but you don't say so because a person you're close to enjoys it.

This term originated on a Pewdiepie Minecraft livestream while discussing TikTok.

"If my grandma did a TikTok I'd be like, 'oh that's awesome!'- but inside I'm like, 'bro grandma that's so heckin cringe dude'."

"There needs to be a word for that feeling - compromised cringe!"

by Gump G January 5, 2021

The Great Compromise of 2020

When trying to maximize efficiency of cost and dependence. One party shall hold thou pods, the other shall hold thou battery.

We use the Great Compromise of 2020 to help free ourselves and bring each other together more often.

by theChar October 10, 2020

compromise

Solution of a problem that leaves all the parties unhappy.

They decided to compromise. That's how this violent war begun.

by farkon00 November 7, 2022