compassing

The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.

Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.

by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013

Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

eolas computing

eolasComputing.ie has amazing prices on laptops, computers and servers. Cheap laptops, computer accessories and ink also available at great prices.

Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

Eolas Computing - EolasComputing.ie

by EolasComputing April 6, 2004

a/s computing

worst lesson ever.governed by a syllabus that makes you do EVERYTHING the hard way(yes those program diagrams are a useful way of planning a 15 line program) and staffed by biatch

see shite , useless or my personal favourite cum dumpster

by piratetaco December 12, 2004

completing the square

(v.) The act of hooking up with your ex's current partner's ex after discovering that your ex is hooking up with the target's ex.

Ex: Jenny and Alan used to date. Chrissy and Dave are dating, but Chrissy leaves Dave for Alan. When Dave and Jenny hook up, they are "completing the square".

by thedl February 28, 2008

composing

something producers use as their excuse to shit on great sample-based producers...producers such as ghet ghet (aka ghetalion - see *ghetalion* for further reference)have spent way too much time trying to stress a point which they think it actually make them ill...when it takes alot of more time and effort to prove that based on the fact that you dont actually need hot melodies to comsider yourself a composer

ghetalion, neptunes, out of key

by Ghetalion July 16, 2004