My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

commitment

1. To be loyal to an organization, person or fan base

2. The act of committing
3. The act of following through

He was a loyal customer and that is proven by his commitment to only shop here.

She is a loyal gf because she is acknowledges commitment.

I have a prior commitment, thereby will not be able to meet you for lunch.

by PineappleJuice March 4, 2015

committer

A person whos liver is far stronger then the average persons, allowing them to consume much more alcohol then their peers. Often the most popular individual in a group.

yeh, he's a total committer

by nutterjack July 6, 2011

Committing a Virgil

When somebody calls Virgil "dies" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Virgil"

Person 1: "Where's insert person here?"
Person 2: "They are busy committing a Virgil"

by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023

Amazon Prime and Commitment

When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.

"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".

by Baller_SC30 March 3, 2016

Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.

"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."

by mamiypapi January 21, 2017

Committed to The Bit

Doing something as a joke to a point where it's not just a joke anymore

you're really committed to the bit, you went all that way for shrekfest?

by bigg dicc May 2, 2023