Comments

The place opinionated people go to lose all control over their bodily functions in order to prove a point nobody is/was talking about

I was enjoying the media outlet but then I saw the comments

by Dave the Overweight Gorilla December 26, 2019

comentos

regular mentos that are transformed by some people's imagination into cocaine because of their high sensitivity to sugar. usually these people were denied sweet things, like mentos, candy, sugary cereals, cookies, soda and cake by their mothers when they were young.

Whoa, I am on a total high from those COmentos!

by Laur_Ski March 10, 2008

Comments with edits about likes

The easiest way to ruin youtube comment

Edit: OMG thanks for 1.4k LIKES (random smiley emojis)

Everyone else: I hate Comments with edits about likes

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

by hi_there! June 10, 2021

fishing for comments

Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.

- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT

Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl

by Dave-NN April 4, 2008

Commatose

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

by Pat R. March 18, 2009

Commentment

When you get tagged in a video on social media and then feel obligated to watch it.

I really should be studying but I've already got so many commentments.

by That random guy over there January 6, 2016