Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

by Papewaio March 2, 2010

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Sleeping Commando

Sleeping naked.

I'm sleeping commando tonight

by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012

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ultra-commando

Going commando (pantyless) in a micro-skirt or see-through dress.

Britney went ultra-commando and got caught by the paparazzi.

by jammygoil December 10, 2008

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MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.

There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.

by Rob774 January 4, 2009

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go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired

"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"

by disco stu May 14, 2003

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internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.

I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

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