crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

coffice

A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.

"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."

by kevinwo December 18, 2008

combina

From: combine in english.

A typical way in Israel to get things or jobs. By deal or connections.

Also possible to conjugate (Cimbanti, Cimbanta, Cimbannu...)

1. Mr. Cohen works here thanks to a combina his brother, Uzi Cohen, has made.

2. (as gerund:) Dude, it's your lucky day. I managed to LeCamben for us tickets for the show for free.

by Binba April 6, 2005

Coffin Nails

An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.

"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

coffin

0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".

I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.

by Ho0 July 23, 2006

Coffin Bass

Instrument invented and played by Kim Nekroman, of Nekromantix, a phycobilly band from Copenhagen, Denmark.

Coffin Bass is cool.

by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004