colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

colon trollin

the act of seeking out a man specifically for anal sex or other homosexual sex acts

"Dude Jon is such a fag I heard he skipped the party to go colon trollin down on Sunset. Jackass!"

by JThungstrom June 28, 2006

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!

(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!

by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009