Collateral

Giving up something of value to you to prove that you give your word to the other person.

Person 1: Yo meet me downtown at 5pm!
Person 2: Alright man ill be there!
Person 1: Yo gimmie your ipod for collateral!

by xsaxisx October 5, 2006

cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Commander Cool

1. To be referred or compared to the ultimate badass who ever lived.

2. Another term for "the man", referring to ones friends.

3. Norville Rogers' (Shaggy) hero and role model/at times alter ego.

1. Dude, you can't wuss out now. You're like Commander Cool now.

2. I'm awesome. I'm the man. I'm amazing. I'm Commander Cool.

3. This looks like a job for Commander Cool...and Mellow Mutt!

by Jayz0rzz February 20, 2009

CommanderNate

A penguin boy who has short little chibi penguin boy legs. He's actually really cool. No cold-penguin pun intended.

"CommanderNate. Penguin Baby Trafficker. Wanted in All of Antarctica. And Florida."

by skr33ch July 22, 2021

force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.

My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

Collateral Laughage

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.

Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"

by Padenormous February 27, 2011

Collateral Clout

Clout gained via the collateral damage of social media posts you’re tagged in

Yo tag me in that story, I look fire. I’m trying to get some collateral clout!

by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019