Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

by Thor B December 9, 2006

colder than a whore's heart

with out feeling, ruthless,

it was colder than a whore's heart outside.
her look was colder than a whores heart

by steve gallegos November 1, 2004

Stephen Colbert Syndrome

The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.

You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!

by TrustFalls January 22, 2021

clobering time

when you get enraged and you want to wreck everything

when i was walking down main street and the guy threw some crap at me i straight up went into clobering time mode and wrecked him so badle

by Troy dagdigian June 16, 2008

colbert

Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.

He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.

by vigwig May 3, 2008

colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Cobert

Used to describe a moment or person that is fail and or quick to anger, usually involving games and/or work.

Dude I just totally coberted all over my keyboard.

That cobert just messed up so bad I think hes screaming in his mic right now

Fuck man why can't that cobert get this down I think we need to explain the fight one more time, I think we got it next attempt though.

by Mike Sanchez the Third December 2, 2010